Morning at home working in peace rapidly spoilt by everyone else in the office locking themselves out of the office and me with the only other keys. Oh, and the mail is down again.

Late night and hundreds of mini suns appear outside the window. The daughter of the flat one floor above next door is getting married and there’s now a waterfall of Christmas lights flowing down to the ground from their balcony. Don’t know how they’re managing next door - it’s like trying to sleep next to a funfair which doesn’t shut down after 10pm.