Over the course of the day, it has been confirmed that coffee should be spilt before drunk, poppadums are actually known as appalam and the barman at 180 proof is convinced that when you ask for a sour drink what you actually mean is you’d like a drink with sugar spirit and a cherry in it. This last piece of information is the most useful of the above, and the most frustrating.

Looks like we get a Texas republican president until 2005. Dynasty forming - President Bush the Second?