Not heard from John so presume that he has at least made it out of Delhi, which is a start.

Ian comes up with a disturbingly accurate classification system for authors and reviewers based on fruit and Winnie the Pooh.

Reviewers - Fruit classification system:

  • Star (self explanatory)
  • Peach (pretty good)
  • Apple (boring but functional)
  • Lemon

Authors - AA Milne:

  • Tiggers (rare, but wonderful)
  • Chris Robins (at least human)
  • Poohs (a bear of very little brain)
  • Eeyores

He admits he should get out more .....

The cable roulette wheel is being spun again. Nothing is where it was, the cricket has gone missing and the movie channels are showing nothing but rubbish.