The Kumbh Mela begins today at the junction of the Ganges, Yamuna and (the invisible) Saraswati rivers near the city of Allahabad. This is a religious festival held once every 12 years where this time around an estimated 70 million people will have bathe in the waters there. Around 600 celebs are also expected to show up including Madonna, Pierce Brosnan and Sharon Stone.

Meanwhile in the office, ISP guy shows up and asks for a cheque for this months line rental. John is out of cheques. oops.