So Oscar night is approaching and Sky are broadcasting the whole shebang in HiDef. Now we'll finally see whether or not the zitmarks and subtle imperfections of Cameron Diaz et al are visible in the new format. Oh wait. What will Cameron be doing at the Oscars? My mistake.
Will have to grimace through the whole pre-show show looking a Fearne Cotton instead wondering how body dysmorphic you have to be to have your legs disappear between the pixels of a 1080p display.