If I was in Manchester, I’d think Man Utd had just won the triple and were doing their lap of honour around the streets. Instead it was Rajkumar coming home after his 3 month sojourn in the wilds of Tamil Nadu. A police-accompanied twenty car cavalcade drove him straight into a crowd of roughly 250000 people in the centre of town if local news is to be believed.

Meanwhile in the LAN-challenged world of the office, the modem and phone line still work and Pro Zope has finally been contracted. Sweet relief. Just the other six to go then.

Large wasp nest has started to develop from the building overhang about twenty yards from our office windows. As long as they stay outside.....