Valentines Day. Receive nothing except confirmations for about ten speakers at once and end email to one flame war (semi-grouch). The small matter of needing to create a 4 page BangLinux centrefold for India’s IT broadsheet in two days time is casually thrown into conversation sometime around 4pm and Dilip’s comp has the same old viruses and a few new ones to try and eradicate again. Throw overnighter to clear up conference material. Finish at 6 and discover there were definitely some sqeeters under my desk with a penchant for the back of my left leg, on which there is now a bite mark copy of the Orion constellation. Ouch.